God And Love..

I recently read this lovely post on Tantrumzz of the Rat, My Love - Hate relationship with.... by of course the lovely Rat herself. And I sat staring at the screen of my laptop for several moments. I had attained enlightenment.

It was very satisfying to realise that not only mere mortals like us struggle when it comes to the fairer gender. But even the Gods with all their Godly power end up being shown a 'Not Interested' sign. So all those out there still fighting it out to find your partner..reveal in the fact, Gods are with you. They still have to go through it, we are mere mortals.

Take care everyone *peace*

Is this correct or crazy?

A lady at a school in England was fired for telling a girl's parent that the injury to their child was not some sports accident but rather, from being tied up by some guys. The reason given to the lady was, she breached the 'pupil confidentiality' rule.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2009/sep/24/children-bullying-dinner-lady

Now that sounds crazy to me. Just making life even more tense for the parents.

When do I wish you..

Google celebrated its 11th B'Day yesterday with the two 'Ls'.. L's were supposed to represent 1 and thus 11.

But the best part is, last year google turned 10 on September 2nd as mentioned in this news article. So my guess, Google was reborn this year on a new date as an 11 year old. Happy Belated Birthday, to the most busy 11 year old, I know of.

CAT and Bells..

They say..More than half 115 billion of India is young..young and ambitious. To me, as a young man from a hard working parent. Being ambitious means, a big fat pay check. Not an all on the line entrepreneurial venture, but the relative safety of a job.

And as every college student in India knows..If you want it big, and want it early..CAT is the way to go. And now that CAT is in the season..I sat down to actually marvel at the ingenuity of Percentile (or %ile as I like it).

Percentile is all about Normal distribution curve. Okay, CAT is also for commerce graduates, so let me talk non gibberish. Normal distribution curve simulates the way our world is. Like in any class most of the students score around a certain score, say like 65%. The farther we move from it in either direction, the fewer are the people we find. Just like in a bell.

So the people holding this bell of the future of hundreds of thousands of young people, slice and dice it into a hundred pieces each having an equal area.

Having equal area means that the first part or top 1 %ile (the leading edge of the bell, towards the right) may have a range of 10 marks or more, where as when we travel towards the mean or the 50th %ile. A fraction of a number may be enough to get you several notches below that next fellow. Same happens as we start travelling below the mean. The range starts getting bigger.

This ensures that, if there is one freak genius. As there usually are several. (You just can't help these number crunchers from IITs) Everyone else does not end up with a sorry figure. One of them could have got in upper 200s and the next one barely a double hundred, but if there is no one in between. The second fellow still is better than everyone else, and so both of them end up getting the top percentile.

So young men, and beautiful women (Yes, its biased. And I decide who is beautiful.) As they say it. Go out and have fun. BELL the CAT.

Take care everyone *peace*

Happy Teacher's day..

Class Representative please manage your classmates. All the students please respond to the roll call. Dr. S K Mishra, Prof Ashish Garg, Prof Mahima Thakur..

Yup this was the way the Teacher's day celebration commenced. Today the faculty were playing the students and the students were the task masters. The day was not going to be easy for our students of the day. There were several lessons lined up for them. And the momentry masters of the show were relishing the opportunity.

After the attendance the first lesson for the students was about being organised. Five of the students were called on the stage and they had to take down some notes, put their laptops alongwith the chargers in the bag, notebooks and pen. All in their proper places. Results being ruled by Prof ............

Now that we were through with the lesson on being organised, they needed to be taught to be presentable. So the next set of five students on the stage please(See we are polite, we talk to the students with a please). Now let's see who is the quickest one to tie the knot. Oops!! It was not the knot, but the tie. Tie a tie. 5..4..3..2..1..go.. Damn!! this was not supposed to be a lesson on team work. Why are two of the students working together on the tie. Something is wrong. The two are disqualified. So the results stated Prof S K Jain is most presentable while Prof Megha and Prof Kirti, you are debarred from any further exams.

Innovation and perseverance are two most treasured traits of any MBA graduates, specially when today we are targeting to train entrepreuners. So lets see if these are abound in our students. Students please transfer the popcorn from the first glass to the other glass with the help of a single straw and you are not allowed to touch the glass or the popcorn rang out the instruction. The puzzle was cracked soon enough. One of the students started sucking his lung full, it seemed he wanted to drink the popcorn with the straw. But now the popcorn was stuck to the straw and the race on its way. Others immediately caught up and the popcorns started moving around. Prof ........... was declared the most perseverant.

Management is not a one man show. You need a team which understands your signals without you ever having to voice them. Or thus goes the wisdom. So, let us see if our students are good at communicating. Five pair of students on the stage please. And plaeas do not form PAIRS. And the students were playing dumbsherads. Jung, Lagan, ...... Gosh!! we need to work on their comm skills. Only two out of five could read it correctly. Sounds like Prof ........... was the best communicator.

Finally we know that any MBA graduate cannot be successful unless they are given the taste of personal success making them driven to achieve lots more of it. The graduation degrees were at stake. Let the Bulls eye roll out. Guys you got to hit the pile of rocks and girls please master the hoops. The condition was, the more you hit the better will be your degree/diploma. The ball, literally was set rolling. Rocks were strewn around..Hoops got battered. And the fun reached its cresando. There was wild cheering at every success. Both students for the day and the students were engrossed alkie. But as every class comes to and end, every good thing in life passes. The day had to end. So we dispersed after a small prize distribution ceremony for the winners of the events.