Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 29

God And Love..

I recently read this lovely post on Tantrumzz of the Rat, My Love - Hate relationship with.... by of course the lovely Rat herself. And I sat staring at the screen of my laptop for several moments. I had attained enlightenment.

It was very satisfying to realise that not only mere mortals like us struggle when it comes to the fairer gender. But even the Gods with all their Godly power end up being shown a 'Not Interested' sign. So all those out there still fighting it out to find your partner..reveal in the fact, Gods are with you. They still have to go through it, we are mere mortals.

Take care everyone *peace*

Monday, September 28

When do I wish you..



Google celebrated its 11th B'Day yesterday with the two 'Ls'.. L's were supposed to represent 1 and thus 11.

But the best part is, last year google turned 10 on September 2nd as mentioned in this news article. So my guess, Google was reborn this year on a new date as an 11 year old. Happy Belated Birthday, to the most busy 11 year old, I know of.

Tuesday, May 12

The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!

The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!

OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy question to determine the level of your intellect. See if you have what it takes to be considered smart

Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting of time . and PLEASE no cheating!

On your mark, get set, GO!


1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?


Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,
you're wrong!

You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore you are now in second place.



For the next question try not to be so dim.

2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again.

Think about it...
How can you overtake the person who is last? If you're behind them, they can't be last.You would have been last.

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.
Anyway, here's another question to try. Don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember, your replies must be instantaneous.



3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
Plus 1000. And plus 10.
What is the total?


Answer: 5000?
Wrong again!



The correct answer is 4100.
Try again with good calculator.



Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the last question right...



4: Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ?

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly... you'll find the answer below..







Answer: Chuchu?
WRONG!

It's obviously Marie!
Read the question properly.




You are clearly the weakest link.
Now challenge your friends!


*I absolutely, completly plagiarised this post from, http://viznine.blogspot.com/ . I couldn't make a single correct reply and just had to post it. So, I hope you people had fun as well. Post your scores in the comments section.
 
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