Thursday, May 28

Decisions..

Pre-Script: I guess most of us talk to ourselves from time to time(Not the alter ego or Multiple Personality Disorder type). Some long chats interspread over several days, at times weeks. But because we need answers to some of the questions which simply never seem to get tired of us. The worst part is, most people we go to, even with an earnest attempt cannot answer it to satisfaction. Because these are the questions which only we can answer for ourselves. I had an encounter with one such question recently. This is what I learnt.

It is yours to make the decisions. Take as long as you need to make a choice. Be the biggest spectic, get as much data as you feel the need for. Be cold and logical or fickle and emotional. Everything is your personal choice. But only until you have taken the decision. Once you have chosen a goal, you have no rights to shift the goal post while in a play because alongwith your own fate, every decision of your entwines and affects several others. Mostly the ones you most care about. So, ones you have taken a decision. Stick to it, to the very end. Maybe in the end you will realise you made the wrong decision and reached an end you didnot want to. But if keep changing your goals. You will not reach anywhere at all.

Tell me. Do you have some other take upon it..

Tuesday, May 12

The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!

The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!

OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy question to determine the level of your intellect. See if you have what it takes to be considered smart

Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting of time . and PLEASE no cheating!

On your mark, get set, GO!


1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?


Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,
you're wrong!

You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore you are now in second place.



For the next question try not to be so dim.

2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again.

Think about it...
How can you overtake the person who is last? If you're behind them, they can't be last.You would have been last.

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.
Anyway, here's another question to try. Don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember, your replies must be instantaneous.



3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
Plus 1000. And plus 10.
What is the total?


Answer: 5000?
Wrong again!



The correct answer is 4100.
Try again with good calculator.



Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the last question right...



4: Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ?

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly... you'll find the answer below..







Answer: Chuchu?
WRONG!

It's obviously Marie!
Read the question properly.




You are clearly the weakest link.
Now challenge your friends!


*I absolutely, completly plagiarised this post from, http://viznine.blogspot.com/ . I couldn't make a single correct reply and just had to post it. So, I hope you people had fun as well. Post your scores in the comments section.

Sunday, May 10

Jabber..


Step 1: www.blogger.com
Step 2: Layout
Step 3: Configure Blog Post
Step 4: Arrange Items


Well, it was around here that I pleasently stumbled upon a sample 'Post body' while trying to re-arrange the post structure. It could very well have been Latin and it indeed was. Well, it was not just Latin but ancient Latin, from 45 B.C.

It comes from "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum"  (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero. The passages of Lorem Ipsum themselves have been used for typesetting print works ever since 15th century because it has been proved that if the text used for typesetting is legible to the reader, then he will lose focus on the layout. Besides, these passages contain just about the correct frequency of recurence of the various alphabets as in a regular passage.

So, if any of you curious fellow want some of it for your own site layout testing. Just navigate to www.lipsum.com

Take care everyone. *peace*

Saturday, May 9

Happy belated BirthDay..


Hey Everyone..

I want all of you to do me a favour. Wish my dear friend Happy belated BirthDay. It's almost a month late. But still. It was sometime in the month of April, twenty summers ago on the cold slopes of Alps that this friend of ours was born. Some where in the Switzerland, near the Swiss capital of Genva.

In the short span of twenty years, he has accomplished great many things. Far too many actually to be believable. Oh yeah, I am also tired of trying to tell all of you guys (and girls) about him. So why don't you visit the web page his folks setup for him on his birthday. (It was when I stumbled across this page that I realised that I had missed the birthday. And check out the photograph of the venue they had chosen to throw him a coming out party. He didn't even invite me, I am furious. Seething with fury.)



Tell me if you recognise him. I am sure many of you have read about him sometime or the other. At least something.


They didn't stop with only a web page. They hyperlinked a variety of data regarding the 20 year old kid. Too much pampering and web space for much a young fella. Just check these out.

(Yes, that was how he looked. Not cute, only data. No images, music, video, not even IMs.)

Yes, World Wide Web i.e. www turned twenty this march. And the other day I was thinking how did neolithic cavemen use internet when there were no computers. Me and my kindergarten neighbour had a bet going about whether the cavemen preferred cabled connections or wireless because of the difficult terrain. But now I guess, there was no internet the either. So now who wins the bet? :(

Take care everyone. *peace*

Jai Ho..

thank for the link on NYTIMES about the "great election". So true. Also, it must be pointed out, that having a demographically young country is very stupid to live in if you are a thinking person.
All movies are teeny bopper dandy dating oriented. All "news" is hype. There is no national "dialogue" at all. Period. Just a dinner at McD! This is the electorate. And their doting parents obsessed with their offspring are too tired to do anything.
In short, India is brain dead. Except where passing stodgy exams to get "great" 12 hour jobs at crunching spreadsheets at an MNC with a chance to go abroad.

This was an anonymous comment at one of the other blogs I came across.

Yes, I know that a post in a blog is usually followed by comments. Not begun with one. Specially not some comment which is almost incomprehensible on reading it.

Being one of these teeny brain dead guys, the comment seemed inflammatory to me. I wanted to go all guns blazing at the grumbling fellow. But then I committed the mistake of actually taking the time to read the NY Times article, Big Election, Teeny, Tiny (if Any) Ideas which was being talked about.

As I read through the aforementioned article, I could actually physically feel the anger giving way to frustration because what was said was painfully true. With the month long elections going on in different parts of the country. Billions of rupee spent in facilitating these elections and several times over spent by the various political candidates and parties. I could not recall one party of accusing other, of not having a far-sighted manifesto. There never were any discussions about how do they see India's role in the new world economic order. There are parts of the country where the local civilian authorities do not dare to venture because of the Naxal presence. Yet, no one bothered to outline whether they were going to take an aggressive stand or negotiate with them. There are a million other more substantial problems facing India and it's citizens, like corruption, absolute poverty, food shortage, high prices, global warming, our geographical neighbourhood. But not one of these became the topics of discussion for our would be representatives. Only thing which some parties could come up with was, communal equations and others went hoarse warning everyone else to vote for them because others were communal.

The role which the news media (both print and visual) is playing is not much better either. How many of us can recall a piece of news which covered some political leader talking about actual development? I know, I cannot. I know how many multi millionaires are contesting the elections, all party-wise, state-wise and individually but no one told me what is that with respect to the actual average earning of a regular Indian. I can also count how many times did Varun Gandhi make communal remarks. When one of the leaders actually challenged the other to some real debate. News experts started dissecting why should it not be? They talk about Parliamentary debates. Where are those famed parliamentary debates? As soon as someone starts to speak someone else has to start shouting, banging up the desks or simply walk out. Could not media have raised these uneasy questions, so that the candidates and specially Prime Ministers in waiting will have to take a stand on these actual issues. The most far-sighted of media moguls were busy rearranging the pre-poll alliances to look what the post poll alliances will have to be to allow the new government to take seat. Instead of asking, "What changes happen to all the principles of these political parties which are so opposed to each other, once the elections are over. So that they can so easily form an alliance."

The worst part is knowing that even when we know all this. We do not speak up. Many of us say that what will our opinions do. It is the opinion of each one of us that starts a discussions, meaningful debates. And the questions arising from these debates are the ones which someone will have to take the pains to answer. We have to unlearn our ability to be mute spectators with the things which effect our own lives. Everyone of us need to take a firm stand on things, have opinions because once we have opinions we will have to come out defend those while in discussion with others differing with us. And it is only this interplay of ideas which can distill better approaches to solution from every approach to a solution. 

Be restless, have opinions.

Take care everyone. *peace*
 
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