Thursday, May 28

Decisions..

Pre-Script: I guess most of us talk to ourselves from time to time(Not the alter ego or Multiple Personality Disorder type). Some long chats interspread over several days, at times weeks. But because we need answers to some of the questions which simply never seem to get tired of us. The worst part is, most people we go to, even with an earnest attempt cannot answer it to satisfaction. Because these are the questions which only we can answer for ourselves. I had an encounter with one such question recently. This is what I learnt.

It is yours to make the decisions. Take as long as you need to make a choice. Be the biggest spectic, get as much data as you feel the need for. Be cold and logical or fickle and emotional. Everything is your personal choice. But only until you have taken the decision. Once you have chosen a goal, you have no rights to shift the goal post while in a play because alongwith your own fate, every decision of your entwines and affects several others. Mostly the ones you most care about. So, ones you have taken a decision. Stick to it, to the very end. Maybe in the end you will realise you made the wrong decision and reached an end you didnot want to. But if keep changing your goals. You will not reach anywhere at all.

Tell me. Do you have some other take upon it..

Tuesday, May 12

The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!

The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!

OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy question to determine the level of your intellect. See if you have what it takes to be considered smart

Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting of time . and PLEASE no cheating!

On your mark, get set, GO!


1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?


Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,
you're wrong!

You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore you are now in second place.



For the next question try not to be so dim.

2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again.

Think about it...
How can you overtake the person who is last? If you're behind them, they can't be last.You would have been last.

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.
Anyway, here's another question to try. Don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember, your replies must be instantaneous.



3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
Plus 1000. And plus 10.
What is the total?


Answer: 5000?
Wrong again!



The correct answer is 4100.
Try again with good calculator.



Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the last question right...



4: Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ?

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly... you'll find the answer below..







Answer: Chuchu?
WRONG!

It's obviously Marie!
Read the question properly.




You are clearly the weakest link.
Now challenge your friends!


*I absolutely, completly plagiarised this post from, http://viznine.blogspot.com/ . I couldn't make a single correct reply and just had to post it. So, I hope you people had fun as well. Post your scores in the comments section.

Sunday, May 10

Jabber..


Step 1: www.blogger.com
Step 2: Layout
Step 3: Configure Blog Post
Step 4: Arrange Items


Well, it was around here that I pleasently stumbled upon a sample 'Post body' while trying to re-arrange the post structure. It could very well have been Latin and it indeed was. Well, it was not just Latin but ancient Latin, from 45 B.C.

It comes from "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero. The passages of Lorem Ipsum themselves have been used for typesetting print works ever since 15th century because it has been proved that if the text used for typesetting is legible to the reader, then he will lose focus on the layout. Besides, these passages contain just about the correct frequency of recurence of the various alphabets as in a regular passage.

So, if any of you curious fellow want some of it for your own site layout testing. Just navigate to www.lipsum.com

Take care everyone. *peace*

Saturday, May 9

Happy belated BirthDay..


Hey Everyone..

I want all of you to do me a favour. Wish my dear friend Happy belated BirthDay. It's almost a month late. But still. It was sometime in the month of April, twenty summers ago on the cold slopes of Alps that this friend of ours was born. Some where in the Switzerland, near the Swiss capital of Genva.

In the short span of twenty years, he has accomplished great many things. Far too many actually to be believable. Oh yeah, I am also tired of trying to tell all of you guys (and girls) about him. So why don't you visit the web page his folks setup for him on his birthday. (It was when I stumbled across this page that I realised that I had missed the birthday. And check out the photograph of the venue they had chosen to throw him a coming out party. He didn't even invite me, I am furious. Seething with fury.)



Tell me if you recognise him. I am sure many of you have read about him sometime or the other. At least something.


They didn't stop with only a web page. They hyperlinked a variety of data regarding the 20 year old kid. Too much pampering and web space for much a young fella. Just check these out.

(Yes, that was how he looked. Not cute, only data. No images, music, video, not even IMs.)

Yes, World Wide Web i.e. www turned twenty this march. And the other day I was thinking how did neolithic cavemen use internet when there were no computers. Me and my kindergarten neighbour had a bet going about whether the cavemen preferred cabled connections or wireless because of the difficult terrain. But now I guess, there was no internet the either. So now who wins the bet? :(

Take care everyone. *peace*

Jai Ho..

thank for the link on NYTIMES about the "great election". So true. Also, it must be pointed out, that having a demographically young country is very stupid to live in if you are a thinking person.
All movies are teeny bopper dandy dating oriented. All "news" is hype. There is no national "dialogue" at all. Period. Just a dinner at McD! This is the electorate. And their doting parents obsessed with their offspring are too tired to do anything.
In short, India is brain dead. Except where passing stodgy exams to get "great" 12 hour jobs at crunching spreadsheets at an MNC with a chance to go abroad.

This was an anonymous comment at one of the other blogs I came across.

Yes, I know that a post in a blog is usually followed by comments. Not begun with one. Specially not some comment which is almost incomprehensible on reading it.

Being one of these teeny brain dead guys, the comment seemed inflammatory to me. I wanted to go all guns blazing at the grumbling fellow. But then I committed the mistake of actually taking the time to read the NY Times article, Big Election, Teeny, Tiny (if Any) Ideas which was being talked about.

As I read through the aforementioned article, I could actually physically feel the anger giving way to frustration because what was said was painfully true. With the month long elections going on in different parts of the country. Billions of rupee spent in facilitating these elections and several times over spent by the various political candidates and parties. I could not recall one party of accusing other, of not having a far-sighted manifesto. There never were any discussions about how do they see India's role in the new world economic order. There are parts of the country where the local civilian authorities do not dare to venture because of the Naxal presence. Yet, no one bothered to outline whether they were going to take an aggressive stand or negotiate with them. There are a million other more substantial problems facing India and it's citizens, like corruption, absolute poverty, food shortage, high prices, global warming, our geographical neighbourhood. But not one of these became the topics of discussion for our would be representatives. Only thing which some parties could come up with was, communal equations and others went hoarse warning everyone else to vote for them because others were communal.

The role which the news media (both print and visual) is playing is not much better either. How many of us can recall a piece of news which covered some political leader talking about actual development? I know, I cannot. I know how many multi millionaires are contesting the elections, all party-wise, state-wise and individually but no one told me what is that with respect to the actual average earning of a regular Indian. I can also count how many times did Varun Gandhi make communal remarks. When one of the leaders actually challenged the other to some real debate. News experts started dissecting why should it not be? They talk about Parliamentary debates. Where are those famed parliamentary debates? As soon as someone starts to speak someone else has to start shouting, banging up the desks or simply walk out. Could not media have raised these uneasy questions, so that the candidates and specially Prime Ministers in waiting will have to take a stand on these actual issues. The most far-sighted of media moguls were busy rearranging the pre-poll alliances to look what the post poll alliances will have to be to allow the new government to take seat. Instead of asking, "What changes happen to all the principles of these political parties which are so opposed to each other, once the elections are over. So that they can so easily form an alliance."

The worst part is knowing that even when we know all this. We do not speak up. Many of us say that what will our opinions do. It is the opinion of each one of us that starts a discussions, meaningful debates. And the questions arising from these debates are the ones which someone will have to take the pains to answer. We have to unlearn our ability to be mute spectators with the things which effect our own lives. Everyone of us need to take a firm stand on things, have opinions because once we have opinions we will have to come out defend those while in discussion with others differing with us. And it is only this interplay of ideas which can distill better approaches to solution from every approach to a solution. 

Be restless, have opinions.

Take care everyone. *peace*

Friday, May 8

Googled


Pre-Script: This is an amateurish attempt at documenting the Googol (that spelling is not a typing mistake) that grew out of the labs of Stanford University. Google.

So in keeping with the motto of google: Simple is beautiful..


This is what the original interface of google looked like.

The most that we come across is Google Search..

There are a few sites which are sure to be of a great help if we read across before we search next time. It will save you a lot more time and frustration in searching for relevant information regarding your search queries then the time spent reading through these.

1. The most obvious: The google help pages. All of them.

2. Besides these two help pages there are a couple of other links at google which are pretty neat and helpful. One of these is the Google Cheat Sheet.

3. This other one is a tool which google offers to be downloaded, installed and then used. And this is one of the most handy search tools I have come across. The Google Hack.

Besides, these two of my favorite options to use while searching with google, include:
* The option to set the date limit in Advanced search. We can decide, what is our tolerance for the age of information we are looking for. Because there are so many times that we are looking for maps, statistics regarding something. And after searching when we open the site, the information is simply so old that its useless. One nifty advantage of setting this option is, with each search result it starts to show the date as to when was the page last edited.
* The other option which took a steep climb lately in my liking for it, has been. 'site:' We can search a specific site for all the articles regarding our search query. Like the site of one company for all the articles it has regarding one of it's products. Or say the website of a new media house, for all the posts contains a specific name or incident.

Okie, that was my take on a quick beginners lesson at searching with google. But, the thing is the more I googled (yes, that is a legitimate verb) google. There was an almost endless supply of material. There were books about google, about hacking google, there were websites and blogs exclusively dedicated to following google. And the number of services offered by google seem to keep going endlessly. Even tried the, Google is Evil. Returned great search results. The nuts of it is, posts about google are gonna be endless. And I am gonna keep coming up with them from time to time. Thus, until next post.

Happy Googling. And adios.

Take care everyone. *peace*

Thursday, May 7

Secret Ballot..


Please all of you..do participate in the Elections. Every single vote counts. It's not a holiday that we are offered but a chacne to do make a difference. Even if you are spectical, at least give it a try. And as Tata tea say.. Jaago re.

*I will post the result of the poll (the one here on the blog) on 16th.

Take care Everyone. *peace*

Wednesday, May 6

Googled..

Next post brewing up in the cauldron of this blogger is about something most of us incessantly..accio Google..

Hoping it is ready soon enough..

Thank you Blogsville..


For so many past days, I have been reading all the different blogs I can dig up. The blogs which I follow, the blogs which these bloggers follow and also the bloggers who comment at any of these blogs.

I mean trying to do all the reading, I have realised that I came to meet a great many new people I didn't know of. I have read about their desires, wishes, dreams, dreads, some mundane incidents in their life. I have started living with them, feeling their joy, sorrow, pain, fear. I came to think like them. It has been a great experience. The most surprising was that in the past month or so, I came upon the blogs of a few of my friends. I didn't know that they were members of this community of blogsville. And reading their blogs was like meeting them all over again, coming to know them for the first time after having known them for years.

I also started to envy so many of these new people I met. I mean they are so much I am not, and I want to be. They are so disciplined, regular with their posts. They have so much to talk about, and they have so much to talk about a single topic. I mean so many of these blogs are so focused. Some of these are solely for humour, others poetry, some are story tellers, while there are even those who follow a very specific nature of posts through a range of topics. And most of these blogs have so custom templates, with such brilliant command over language by the authors that I can only admire and envy them.

I had been trying to emulate the quality of a few which I liked the most and the discipline of a few others. And everytime I failed to satisfy myself, I would scratch out the entire post and start off all over again. I didn't realise that I wasn't them, neither did I need to be them. Just as they couldn't be me. And once I realised this. I have decided to start on this spree of posts. With the posts about other article, videos or whatever I come across and felt worthy to share with everyone of you. And I hope I will also be dodged enough to write a series of posts about the blogs I follow. Talking about why do I like them, and follow those.

So, thank you blogsville for accepting me as a part of you and enriching me with so much knowledge from you.

Thank you everyone. *peace*

The Credit Crunch Visualised..


 

The worldwide economic slowdown and recession has been as much of a personal tragedy to me as anyone else amongst you. Recently I bumped across this video, which to my untrained eyes seemed a great explaination as to various financial jargons which we keep coming across while reading about this biggest economic depression since the second world war. Hope at least some of you find it helpful as well.

*Credits: This presentation was prepared by Jonathan Jarvis, supported by a great team. Kudos to all of them.

Take Care everyone.

Tuesday, May 5

A Story to Share..


Pre-Script: I read this story in some other blog, probably copied straight out of one of the forwarded mails which everyone of us are so tired of. I do not have any means or idea about how to verify the validity of this story. So in all likelihood it could all be just made up. But still I could not resist posting it. (So, 'I' referred to in this post, is not 'I' as in me.)


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old..

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what they are capable of receiving...repost it as a story that touches your heart.

Monday, May 4


Don't know where it goes, but it's Home to me and I walk alone..Will you walk with me..


 
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